Transcript taken from secret recording from New Ireland Yard: police Headquarters in Liverpool

DCI: "...So Steven Gerrard's home has been burgled whilst he was at work last night. How did the criminals know that he wouldn't be home? Anyone?..... Any ideas?........ Okay. Lets see if we can piece things together. June 2006: Jerzey Dudek- Liverpool football player- Burgled. September 2006: Peter Crouch- Liverpool footballer- Burgled. September 2006: Daniel Agger- Liverpool footballer- burgled. May 2007: Pepe Reina: Liverpool football player- burgled. Now Steven gerrard: Liverpool player- burgled......... Does anyone have any clues? Anything at all?...... Damn! If only there was some link, some common element that links these seemingly unrelated and random crimes......"