Dear Flash
After reading recent reports about the Suicide Rate in Northern Ireland
Despite the high suicide rate in Northern Ireland some four out of five GPs do not have specialist knowledge of suicide prevention.
Figures place the suicide rate at almost one person a day.
I have come up with a solution to reduce the Suicide rate of People in Northern Ireland. The plan is as follows. We will section off a piece of very slippery, cliffy Northern Ireland and call it something else like Northern Jumpland. We can then wage war with it and it will then declare independence and become a country in it's own right.
And when the war is over, we can open up the borders and should anyone feel 'a bit down' we can give them free one way tickets to Jumpland!
And hey presto, our suicide rates will drop.
What do you think?
