Financial report ~415
Dear Flash
Having read your recent report into our country's financial situation, I believe I have a solution. Our sponsor at British Airways is going to hold a huge jumble sale at the weekend. They appear to have acquired an awful lot of jumble over the Christmas Period.
Yours
Heath Row
sminchin
Pro 
Well if BA didn't employ Art-bloody-Malik to do their radio adverts out here then maybe they'd have enough money to actually transport the bags back to their rightful owners...