Dear Flash.
There have been several polls lately which show that there is little confidence in the present prime minister. But the replacements may be just as incompetent. So I have come up with a solution.
After the recent success of show 'How do you solve a problem like Maria' I have created the following reality TV format.
'How do you solve a rpoblem like the PM'
We shall have Mr Blair, Mr Brown, MR Campbell and Mr Manzies all perform hits from their manifesto whilst dancing a choreographed routine with busty ladies and men in Lederhosen.
Graham Norton can host it, after all, that's all he's good for these days. And we can get a surprise candidate from the TV audience. Or maybe even have a lottery style competition where we hide gold tickets in chocolate 'Prime' bars around the country- (But only in middle class areas).
And the good thing about the show is.... it can be totally fixed, like every other reality TV show! But the public will think they have chosen the winner! Win-Win situation
What do you think Flash?

N.D.Mole