Memo taken from BBC News Waste paper bin

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There are rumours of some sensitive news stories coming up. We need to find a way to distract the population. I have a solution. You know how obsessed the population is with fashion and style, all we need to do is dress up a newsreader in the goudiest outfit ever, then the viewers will be too distracted to listen to the actual news. All we need is to find someone simple and naive enough to wear it.

Agent Turnbull

P.S. I think I have found the perfect person

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Agent Turnbull that is a good suggestion. In fact the idea has other merits. We could use such a hideously disorientating pattern and hide a secret subliminal message in it. That way we kill two birds with one stone

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