Field report number :24BBC
Extract of letter discovered shredded in a bin in Apple Headquartes.

Forward to Apple Executives.
Dear sirs. As you are aware we are in a terrible crisis with the upcoming court case. It has come to our attention that there will be an expert witness appearing on a British television news station. The name of the witness is Guy Kewney. We must not let him give his testimony.
We have operatvies in the field acting on this. We have found a replacement Guy, a cab driver looking for work. We will orchestrate it that he will accidentally by chosen for the interview as opposed to our witness, therefore not allowing the witness to give evidence and making the BBC look like a complete load of incompetent idiots. We will be killing two birds with one stone.
I will let you know if the plan succeeds.
The Boss