Report #442
File Name: Project Rooney
Flash
Our plan to sabotage the local elections is going well. It was very clever to tap into England's Football Frenzy. Using Wayne Rooney as part of the misdirection was genius. Now the country is worried about their football chances. It was clever replacing the turf with little mini landmines for that match. Now all we have to do is leak to the press that details about Rooney's condition will be revealed on Thursday, that way everyone in the country will stay in on Thursday Morning and therefore not go and vote.
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Agent Rooney's Boot
