Field Report
Agent: Temple
Re: Government Ridicule Action plan
Dear Flash
AS you have requested, I have managed to locate an attractive lady that is not ashamed to be associated with codename 'Walrus'. We have secured a statement that suggests that she has had 'relations' with aforementioned 'Walrus' and this has been publicised. The Walrus will be so embarrassed by the fact that he could not in fact 'pull' such a beauty that he will have no choice but to admit the affair.
Temple
