Dear Flash.
AS head of the secret service you know that I have close links with our Minister Prime Golden Brown (texture like sun). Recently he has had this good idea of giving away free broadband to a million children in the UK.
The problem is this, how do we find a list of a million children?
Brandy Millidave
Dear Flash.
Don't worry about my previous problem. I have found a list. Gary Glitter left his little black book in the airport.
Brandy Millydave

